Aesop on the Auction Block at Ephesus
"Aesop was standing between an orator and a singer . A prospective buyer was the Lydian philosopher, Xantus . Xantus asked the orator what he could do--- 'Anything' was his answer . He asked the same question of the singer--- 'Everything' came the reply. Finally Xantus got around to Aesop and asked him what he could do --- 'Nothing' said Aesop . 'Nothing' repeated Xantus disbelievingly . 'One of my companions', said Aesop, 'says he can do anything and the other says he can do everything, that leaves me with nothing' .
"Xantus liked Aesop's answer and asked, ' If I buy you will you promise to be good and honest ?' 'I'll be that whether you buy me or not', said Aesop . 'Will you promise not to run away?' 'Did you ever hear of a bird in a cage tell his master he intended to escape ?'
Quoted by Dick Gregory in his NO MORE LIES .
Tare Forward and Keep the Faith
*** Just so you know Aesop is pronounced E sow as in the porcine sow .