Heresy

                                                           I have asked and answered :   "Why the fuck would Jesus smoke a bowl with you ?"  Simple really, BECAUSE HE IS HIM , shit,,, who just doesn't LOVE Tautology ??? 

                             I consider myself a Templar, a Christian Warrior Devoted not only to the Living Christ BUT ALSO HIS WIFE MARY MAGDALENE .   I have a fucking OBSESSION to make Their Marriage KNOWN to the Christian World .   Many of my Gentle Readers are keenly aware that I have Devoted at least TEN YEARS to the Study of Ancient Christian Esoteric Doctrines, and the Synoptic Gospels of the New Testament .   I confess :  I was DESPERATE to find Evidence that Jesus was a Zen Buddhist by contact and Training with MANY Tibetan Buddhist Masters :   that not only did He Study but He received "Transmission" the Buddhist Seal of the Attainment of Enlightenment :  that once he returned to the Ancient Lands , he taught Zen to His WIFE, Mary Magdalene, verified in Her Gospel AND that of Saint Thomas .   

                             I WANT Jesus TO BE A MAN, not just, "THE SON OF GOD" .   I wanna make Him in MY Image, that of a low-born Human .   Blaspheme rite ?     Don't care ..... .

Heaven on Earth

                                                           I fantasize that if I do a SUPER-HUMAN "Clean-uP" job on this property, Jesus, will "slide by" ... I will see Him and invite Him to smoke a bowl with me, so We can solve the World's Problems lickety-split* .    I mean I WOULDN'T "press Him" to Miracle a few "munchie" treats, but since He can read Minds,  gotta figure I'm "Good" .   

                          When I am at my Best, the Interior receives an Easter Bleaching, meaning, the floors and windows get 'treatment', the kitchen gets SERIOUSLY "Bleached", and EVERYTHING gets the touch of the Dust Cloth .   One Season I bleached the Refer [fridge] just in case He wanted to get Himself some seltzer or milk .   Sometimes one can't be too sure .   

                         When you grow-up Portuguese-Catholic the words, "Cleanliness is next to GODLINESS"  are weaponized to the extent that they produce a "Cringe" that makes one's ears BLEED.    At this point, {even when I was still a kid} Spring Cleaning becomes some sort of RELIGIOUS RITUAL, the point of which is to Manifest Heaven on Earth, i.e., creating a Clean and Clear Environment so that Heavenly Angels can descend to "Make Way" for a potential Jesus Moment .   I want That .

Miss Guided

                                                           It's "Holy Week" for millions of Christians, myself included .    I awoke into a morass this morning, statement lines swirling about my tiny Monkey brain .   Each Lenten Season I sorta promise myself I will write about the Final Week of Jesus' Life  every Holy Day .  I feel it's a Risk, some Folks get alienated from my Work ::    they see that Religion is the topic and turn away .   I suppose these Folks are not to be judged as callus and cold, on the other hand, I have a staunch Belief that exposure to the World's Religions s-t--r---e----t-----c------h-------e--------s not only one's Imagination but one's Spirituality, thickening it, strengthening it, giving it Power .   

                          Yesterday, out of nowhere, I was engulfed by a 'feeling' that I have been "less than Honest" with my Gentle Readers, that with-holding Truth is the same as Lying--- I mean, THAT'S a "tough one" ... .   However, Holy Week provides a "back-drop" a "background" that aids in contextualizing Jesus' Teaching the one of "Put Your money where Your mouth is"--- Jesus's SACRIFICE  ---> AT THE REQUEST OF THE DIVINE ALMIGHTY .   The Teaching is that we should use Jesus as a SPIRITUAL Paradigm, meaning Devotion to the Father is "The Ultimate and Supreme"--- that We should be AS Devoted as His son, our Lord and Savior .   

                           I confess :  had I Jesus's Ear, I would have earnestly suggested he FOREGO what was to be His Passion, and instead, seek to REMAIN on this Earth and continue His Teaching and disseminate It World Wide .   But hey-----------that's just me .

The Nation of Minnesota

                                                         How I would LOVE if Some One would approach me and compliment :   "Sabom, you've done enough for today, you needn't attend the Protest Rallies".   We all know THAT AINT-GONNA HAPPEN !    Is five hours enough ?   I don't think so given the condition of America .   I'm-gonna go and be among "The People" .   I BELIEVE just as Minnesotans Believed  !!!!!!!!!!!!   

                                           "UNITED WE STAND -----  DIVIDED WE FALL"

"Dirty" Pete "The Cheater" Hegseth

                                                    Dirty pete "the Cheater" hegseth has yet to endure TRUE Excoriation, Castigation nor Vilification for his PROPAGANDAL* Deployment of Video Games .   The "Clean" among us have decried such WRECK-FUL* abuse .  Its consequence  the abject BEWILDERMENT  of our Allies and those that "Once Upon A Time" were also our most REVERED  Friends is STAGGERING .    Our view that hegseth is wont of Morals and  Mores that were once considered "Sacrosanct" has been sorely tempered by the Use and Abuse of the  Tyrannical Provocations with which we have been INUNDATED on a daily (fucking) basis .   I must insist that hegseth and his "grew-up" with "World of War" video games, and consequently the ONLY "way" he views or CAN view War is simply as a >>>>Game .   Within these Games is the Conceit that the enemies' Lives are NOT Sacred, which harbors a latent Anathema that ALL LIFE IS NOT SACRED .   Here it is where "THERE IS NO REAL COST OF WAR" :   Real Humans are "just like" video game Characters, i.e, COMPLETELY EXPENDABLE and are of NO REGARD WHATSOEVER !  

                             Despite "All This" pete, the Cheater, hegseth remains TRUSTWORTHY     We can Trust him to be THE SECOND BIGGEST FUCKHEAD IN ALL OF WORLD HISTORY trump being THE FIRST .

                            But let us return to Our topic ... .    Me and mine grew-up to :  " YOU STARTED THIS SHIT, NOW END IT " ~~~ as well as :  "DON'T START SOMETHING YOU CAN'T FINISH " .   We do not hafta* be  "Captain Obvious" to make note of trump's criminally juvenile and CHRONIC Distaste for "Taking Responsibility" ,,, but still, We MUST .

Sister Mary Margaret Cobra

                                                         Many of Us have been exposed to 2 year olds* who seem to be ad hoc members of "Children Of The Corn" :   supposed "Innocents" who are nothing of the Sort .   Many of Us remind our children that after they finish playing with their toys the must pick the up and return them to their toy boxes or toy baskets whatever the case may be .   How many times have we gone into their play room to find a HIDEOUS CHAOS, toys strewn about not by playful Innocence but somehow with the dastardly MALEVOLENCE, as if the positioning of the toys was TACTICAL in Nature, meaning the kids PLANNED such a warlike BATTLEFIELD itself strewn with mines and IED's .   We sharply reprimand, "PICK THIS SHIT UP AND PUT IT AWAY --- which is met with, "Will you help me?"   

                              Me and my Generation grew-up "Playing" "Army" .   Many of Us had BAGS-FULL* of Army soldiers which we deployed as per the Order of the Films that We viewed with our Veteran Dads .   We LEARNED "to Play War" from these Films, which were stunningly prodigious .   Here's the thing :  We were told to "Pick-Up" after ourselves which translates as a Parental Teaching to BE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR ACTIONS .   We heard, YOU MADE THIS MESS NOW PICK IT UP, until our ears bled .   We didn't like "wasting time" picking up our toys, BUT WE DID IT NONETHELESS .  We did not even DARE to disobey a "Direct Order",  {I THINK to our credit} .   

                             I hazard that the Best of us conformed to Obedience at an EARLY Age, mainly out of FEAR of Parental Retribution (to harsh ?) .   I mean, whatever --- but you gotta figure that RICH KIDS had no such exposure since their moms had handmaidens to "pick-up" their toys and return them to their proper location of storage .  

                           With the above paragraph in Mind, look at trump and his War .

The Wrath Of Con

                                                   You'd think and wanna* BELIEVE that a grown-ass ADULT could NEVER, in any CONCEIVABLE manner, get   > BORED< with a War THAT HE CREATED ,  and yet this UN-NERVING and even "BONE-CHILLING" observation from one of trump's White House employees .   Since NO ADULT ON THE PLANET would or COULD "get bored" what are We to "make" of trump's now "Careless" "Indifference" ???   We MUST 'conclude' that trump surely "aint no Adult" and that CERTAINLY he "ain't no MAN" `neither` .   So what, then, IS he ???????

                              Elsewhere I have likened trump to  a {CHRONIC} TWO YEAR OLD .   We have experienced his Temper Tantrums as Domestic Policy and Procedure with undo HORROR but not, as of late, with ANY congressional {republican} Regard ,  a DYS-REGARD* characterized by the most loathsome Passivity that can be correctly identified as Political Malfeasance if not, flat-out, SUBSERVIENCE .   We, as in Us NORMAL Folk, look at these trumpists as = Parents with a "Problem Child" , absolutely CONTENT to give their Defective Child a latitude that GUARANTEES Juvenile Delinquency and will INVEVITABLY lead to either Prison or an Insane Asylum .  

                          It aint just trump who's MENATLLY ILL !!!!!!!