The Name of the Smartest Pig, the RAZOR-BACK Boar, was Steve the Swineherd , the name mis-derived from "Eumaeus" the Swineherd of The Odyssey, who did NOT recognize Odysseus but treated him with Respect EVEN THOUGH ODYSSEUS WAS DRESSED AS A BEGGAR . Here is Street Virtue, also recognized as Street NOBILITY . But I digress ... .
Steve the Swineherd sought to trap the Wolf and was RELENTLESS in this endeavor . He needed a structure that would CONTAIN the Wolf with the Intention of REHABILITATING the Wolf in case there was a FIRE that his MIGHTY BLOWS could DISSIPATE . Smart Thinking .... .
But what would this Structure "Look Like" ? Steve the Swineherd Thought and Thought until one day EUREKA !!!!!!!!!!!! Steve the Swineherd wouldn't build just ANY Trap no it had to be SPECIAL -----
Steve the Swineherd decided to build a BALLROOM and it would be FILLED with {{{{fake}}}} Gold EVERYWHERE . The Wolf COULDN'T RESIST , Steve the Swineherd KNEW IT . He had a Plan and now all he truly NEEDED was the World's Endorsement followed by the World's Contributions . At first the World complained, but Steve the Swineherd was Pig-Headed and retorted
"BUILD IT AND HE WILL COME" .
Oh my, oh my, oh my... .