As far as "Break-ups" 'go' there was that time when we, us guys, who worked at R.I. Import, were gathered at a local 'watering hole' and Steve Jezerney arrived with with his girl, a fucking Cosmic "NO-NO" . We stood AGHAST as she was introduced to all of us . She had coal-black hair, cut short, but not a "bob" and she was ENDOWED, meaning, she was as VOLUPTUOUS as any "Earth Mother" figurine ever hand-crafted by a DEVOUT . "IT" didn't stop there, during the evening she USED OUR NAMES as though she had already memorized them ---AND SHE BOUGHT US A COUPLE OF PITCHERS OF BEER . I mean, HOLY FUCKING GAWD . ALL of us were IN LOVE .
Next time we saw Steve we asked about Kate, he looked away and saddened, "I broke up with her" . WE BEGAN TO WAIL NO NO NO NO SHE IS BEAUTIFUL AND WE LOVE HER . It was to no avail, their relationship had been dissolved and with it our Hearts.
In those days Relationships were Extravaganzas of Lust, and Sex --- we were ever mindful of , "There are PLENTY of other fish in the sea", so, I mean, there's THAT . Did THAT justify the Divorce ????????? Uhhhhhh ... .
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