"Ballroom BLITZ"

                                                           The Name of the Smartest Pig, the RAZOR-BACK Boar, was Steve the Swineherd , the name mis-derived from "Eumaeus" the Swineherd of The Odyssey, who did NOT recognize Odysseus but treated him with Respect EVEN THOUGH ODYSSEUS WAS DRESSED AS A BEGGAR .  Here is Street Virtue, also recognized as Street NOBILITY .  But I digress ... .

                         Steve the Swineherd sought to trap the Wolf and was RELENTLESS in this endeavor .   He needed a structure that would CONTAIN the Wolf with the Intention of REHABILITATING the Wolf in case there was a FIRE that his MIGHTY BLOWS could DISSIPATE  .    Smart Thinking .... .

                         But what would this Structure "Look Like" ?   Steve the Swineherd Thought and Thought until one day EUREKA !!!!!!!!!!!!   Steve the Swineherd wouldn't build just ANY Trap  no it had to be SPECIAL -----

                                                   Steve the Swineherd decided to build a BALLROOM and it would be FILLED with {{{{fake}}}} Gold EVERYWHERE .   The Wolf COULDN'T RESIST ,   Steve the Swineherd KNEW IT .  He had a Plan and now all he truly NEEDED was the World's Endorsement followed by the World's Contributions .   At first the World complained, but Steve the Swineherd was Pig-Headed and retorted

                                                        "BUILD IT AND HE WILL COME" .  

                       Oh my, oh my, oh my... .