I've never heard of "Half Tilt*",,, have you ? I SUPPOSE ' running FULL TILT ' means you are like the ball in a pinball machine, acting all qrayzee* and shit, "bouncing off the walls" as it were, trust me when I tell you I am NOT "bouncing off the walls" when I perform the tasks at hand !!! I mean if a SNAIL could "bounce off the walls" then put me in on THAT . Hmmmm Snail Power, they don't call me Oxy Moron* for nothin' .
I have yet to refine the so-called "Essences of Old Age"......... I mean,,,, there's THAT .
I personally find it BIZARRE, that I must Plan everything from getting to a seated position,, to planning HOW to raise myself WITHOUT the SCREAM-OF-PAIN from my spinal erectors and mid-thoracic webs . This ain't just "Once a day", it's EVERY FUCKING TIME .
There's an old gag from "The Ed Sullivan Show" . A guy is in with his Doc. He complains, "It hurts when I do this". The doc snaps back, "Well DON'T DO THAT !"
Ba dup bum .
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