Chanje

 The Existential Problem with what I have tagged `American Fundamentalism` is the EXACT SAME "Problem" of the Muslim Civilization, of which, 'Mohammedanism' reigns as Ruling Authority,  This Problem can and SHOULD-BE Identified as Belief in a World View that does NOT Value the 'Future' as VIABLE Socio-Political `Condition`.   Muslims consider TIME, Itself, as the ENEMY OF THE STATE, since Time as Distance DECREASES Spiritual Intimacy with Mohammed and Allah.  When America is Viewed as Washington-Ism, that Same MUST-BE 'held' as Truth.  Here it iz that Washington AS SLAVE OWNER actually DEFINES the Confederacy of the Civil War AND the Present Day NEO-Confederacy that DEMANDS a RETURN to Antebellum Socio-Political Jurisprudence, a Jurisprudence that allows almost a SANCTITY for Slavery Capitalism, the BEDROCK of Southern (Agrarian) Industry.  Here it is where Fundamentalism, the Abject BELIEF that the Past is PERFECT and NEED NOT BE CHANGED has virtually CRIPPLED  Those who adhere to this Belief as WORLD VIEW.  Here it is where CHANGE  is CRIMINAL Liability --- a Something that should be Avoided AT ALL COST.  

"And the Wind cries Mary."

                                                                            Epilogue

The remaining 10% of my Christology involves Jesus's Relationship to (Pre-Saint) Mary Magdalene.  In my effort to 'make' Jesus a Universal Joe, I must Insist on the Templar Exaction, that Jesus and Mary were Married, as wuz Fit in Those Days, according to Jewish Orthodoxy.  Once again, there Exists Irrefutable Scholarship that Jesus's PRIMARY Disciple was MARY who was the ONLY ONE Capable of Receiving and APPREHENDING Christ's SECRET Teaching.  The Secret Teaching being, of course, Mahayana Quantum Mechanical SPIRITUAL Physics.  

I must leave this here.  I've Cleaning and Clearing to attend to.

Rock Steady........Steady as She goes....

Revelations

 CAUTION must be exerted in order to preserve a modicum of Intellectual and Scholarly Decency with regard to the Assertion that "Resurrection" MEANS "Reincarnation".  Every Easter I Struggle with that THAT.  Supposedly, the Resurrection is PROOF of Christ's Teaching, that there IIIZZZ "Life After Death" a Buddhist fucking YAWN .   There is COMPELLING Scholarship that has uncovered Evidence that the Teaching of Christ DID, in fact, `involve` Reincarnation, the so-called Transmigration of Soul.  I mean, I BELIEVE, I couldn't 'be' a Buddhist without such  PRIMAL Intimacy. 

Here it is where Christ's Secret Teaching is properly aligned with BUDDHIST Canon.  

In this I Revel.

Parable Proof

 90% of my Christology is based upon a Monograph titled, The Unknown Life Of Jesus Christ, by a (certain) Nicolas Notovitch.  Various and sundry Texts have concerned themselves with Christ's so-called "Missing Years" because of the SPAN between Christ as Child Prodigy and His reinsertion into Synoptic Orthodoxy which began with His Ministry.  WTF wuz `goin' ON` during those Missing Years ?  

According to Notovitch, He and and Uncle followed the Trade Routes to Tibet, where Jesus Studied Buddhism and Received "Transmission", the Great Enlightenment.  Further, He Refined His Teaching to accord with Buddha's "Mind To Mind" Actuality, the One where both the Body and Mind `come to` Grasp Each Teaching's Essence, the BEST of Which are found in the Parables, which are Zen Koan Like in their Construction AND Delivery.  For me, THAT was ALL the Proof I needed to `make` Jesus a Zen Master.

"Sword of No Sword"

 I spent, check that, I Devoted ten years of my Life searching for Evidence of Zen and Zen Sword IN the Old and New Testaments, and Ancient Esoteric Christianity, Gnosticism, specifically.  The Zen was There but not Sword in the Martial Arts Sense, but as a Spiritual Metaphor.  Jesus once chastised, "I come not with Peace in Mind but with a Sword".  "Mind Sword", THAT'S EXACTLY what Shin Gum Do IZ, the "Mind Sword Path".  

I wanted to Place Sword in a Spiritual Context OUTSIDE the Physical Realm of Death and Destruction, so that Folks could Appreciate Its primarily SPIRITUAL Essence and as such feel RELIEVED that the Study of Sword WASN'T just for Physical Protection.  I wanted to point to Specific Passages that Revealed Sword's DIVINE `Application`.  I had scant Success, but It wuz Enough to allay my Fears that Sword had NO Spiritual Ties to Christ's Secret Teaching.

"Get Smart"

  There's a Gag that is punishingly funny that PROBABLY has NO Place in Traditional Scripture, BUT....  One of Jesus's Disciples has worked himself uP into a FRENZY and he figure he needs to ARM himself.  In a frantic furor he wails on Jesus, "I think we needs Swords, I'm figurin' to sell my robes and cloak to get them."  Jesus goes Steve Martin and sarcasts, "Buy TW O".   Rich Stuff even if it IIIIZ `Crucifix Humor`.

I most CERTAINLY give that BIG D Credit DESPITE the moronic imbecility of thinking he's Single-Handedly, gonna take on a Roman Cohort.   

I'm also CERTAIN Jesus had the thought, "OH MY FUCKING GOD IS THIS NIT WIT SERIOUS !!!  He felt BAD, shit, He MUST have, but then "Get TWO" is laden with a Humor that MUST-BE considered Adorable.  

I fucking LOVE that about Jesus.  

"Meanwhile, back at the Ranch..."

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For my Betterment AND to my Detriment  I Obsess during Holy Week for Easter Sunday.  I am prone to a Belief that the Risen One MAY stop by to chat and enjoy a multitude of Snacks, Ranch Doritos among His fav.  For this to happen the Residence MUST-BE `Temple Clean & Buddhist Clear`.  When you grow-uP Catholic, and AFTER you've lived in a Buddhist Temple, the exhortation "Cleanliness is next to Godliness" rings out as Divine Absolute and for me Prophecy.  It `looks like` "Field Of Dreams" Faith:  Clean It and He will Come.

As far as the Outdoors `goes`, there is a Line in The Gospel of Thomas that is Zen fucking PERFECT :

"Look beneath each Rock, and There you will find Him."