I have these chronic-to-severe "idiosyncrasies", "egregious" one might add, where "egregious" is defined "remarkable for its negative 'qualities' ". I refer to them as "idiot-syncrasies". These "idiot-syncrasies" are the OPPOSITE of "adorable". They are, CONSPICUOUSLY hideous. They have impacted upon me and my Psyche UNTOLD Horror !!! I have tools, teeny tiney tools >>> for scratching, gouging, picking and flicking. I have them in a can, I have a bunch of cans, I'm a Fan of Cans. Normally, Carpenters RARELY use scratch awls to scribe saw lines. I have about FIFTEEN such scratch awls, for me it's AWLS or Nothin".
I'm not alone.
I was at a Yard Sale, this Old Dead Guy left behind HIS "teeny-tiny" tools too. He'd purchased a POUCH of said teeny-tinys, they look like Dentists' "scale-ers / picks. A Company figured out that
selling a Pouch of Teeny-Tiny Picks could be PROFITABLE. I was AGHAST !!!!
Profiting from MY Obsession-tivity seemed capitalistically CRAVEN.
WOE is me.
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