I've long considered myself not just a moron but an OXI Moron I even wrote a couple of gags : Q. Why the moron own so manly clocks ? A. He didn't want to run out of time . Q. Why did the moron own 2 compasses ? A. Because one was not enough . Q. Why'd the moron cross the street ? A. He was called by a neighbor .
The moron spoke French Toast . The moron could speak several dialects of Gibberish as well as the Sign Language for each . The moron could never speak ANY Native American Tongue because he didn't know "How" . The moron would rather be a moron than a moroff .
You can see where this is going -- that's good bc I can't .
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