Once upon a time there was a bat who had named himself "Ice". Ice Bat lived in the rarified air of mountains and glaciers and made his home in a cave. Ice Bat loved his surroundings, and his home was filled with his shit called guano. Guano is a bat-fancy word for shit, which is excrement, body waste of animals, defecation to be exact, and boy oh boy could Ice Bat guano like there was no tomorrow !
Ice Bat was VERY smart. He just didn't have a high I.Q. he was possessed by an even higher I.G., which is Ice Guano. Ice Bat was so smart he sold his guano to unsuspecting innocents by calling his guano "manna" and told his customers it was "from Heaven". He sold them Guano from Heaven, he COULD, sell them guano from Heaven becuz Ice Bat had COSMIC Charisma. Charisma is like Electric Shock Therapy, the one where Doctors attach electrodes to your skull and infuse MEGAWATTS of Electricity into your Brain to SHOCK you into a State of Zombie-like Unwilling Submission, the kind where you just can't refuse to buy Ice even in the dead of winter. Indeed, Ice Bat's Sale Pitch was ELECTRIFYING and he had many, MANY Customers who became addicted to and by his Charmisma.
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