Pig Pen

There was a problem with guano, however, it kept piling up and up and up and up until it almost reached the roof of Ice Bat's cave.  "Whatever should I to do ?" cried the Ice Bat until his tears froze on his Ice Bat face.  Ice Bat thought and thought, and thought some more and then he thought EVEN HARDER but it didn't help.  He couldn't think any harder, he couldn't think of even a thing that would help. But when he STOPPED thinking Some Thing DID appear, it was a remembrance of an Old Friend, a Pig, as it were, whose name was Pig Pen.  In the Past,  Pig Pen had rescued Ice Bat from an extreme of bat guano Ice Bat was trying to market as Mind Meal, Ice Bat wanted his customers to eat his guano by calling it Mind Meal.  Pig Pen refused to help Ice Bat market such a grotesque atrocity and so he transformed the guano into a marketable commodity by advertising the guano as Food For Plants, plants that could indeed be consumed by Ice Bat's hungry customers.  Ice Bat had been THRILLED by Pig Pen's ingenuity.  Ice Bat thought, "If he helped me then, maybe he will help me now."