Born under a badass sign...

My Mom WASN'T -  The Worst Mother On Planet Earth -- but she was horrible, her own sisters referred to her as "The Witch".   She tried to "make up for" her piss-poor Mothering skill by keeping a Scrap Book and, believe if or not ALL my report cards, INCLUDING one from Our Lady of Loretto's Kindergarten.  It was sheer AGONY to read my grades from every year, college included.  It seems that after Kindergarten it was all d
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             from there onward.  if I didn't have bad Karma, I didn't have no Karma at all.