What I DIDN'T want to Believe, is that the GIANT ROSE-QUARTZ CRYSTAL was pitched forward and what prevented it from rolling onto the concrete Patio was the ROCK I wanted to re-position. Let me say, the TOP of the ROCK is as HIGH an "elephant's thigh". THAT'S one of the Reasons the Four Inch DOOMSDAY EDGE acted like a TUNGSTENSTEELWELD.
Initially, all I had to do was dig out my Antique Plump Line so that I could determine the Center of Gravity for Elephant MOUNTAIN. Well, I DIDN'T. I DIDN'T want to get ANY bad news. What I DID Do was find MY Center of DEPRAVITY. We all KNOW what THAT IZ !!
I knew what HAD-TA be done. I HAD-TA dig out the rear of Elly so that her PHAT PHUCKING ASS could nestle in a crater cradle. 2 words >> Oh my aching fucking ASS !!!!
OBVIOUSLY there's nothing to do but DO IT. It WON'T be the First Time I've been 'brought to my knees' by a Task of Will Abandonment. I HAD TO Submit to the Will of the Elephant Gods, Her HY-NESS Elly among Them.
Rock Steady.......Steady as She goes....
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