Nobody CARES

                                                           I KNOW my Gentle Readers are wondering, "WHY is Odysseus considered Heroic for using  "Nobody" as a name ??? what the fuck is HEROIC about THAT ?????   Good Question .

                             I too use Nobody .   When asked "Who are you" which is code for "What is your name?"  I respond with "I am Nobody" which sounds like abject Humility and is "pleasing to the ear" , but in REALITY there is resourceful ARROGANCE at "IT" 's  base .   No one wants to hear , "I'm fucking ODYSSEUS --- first off, not many have read The Odyssey, only a relative few would recognize 'Polyphemus' as aka  Cyclopes .   Thing is, Nobody has TERRIFIC applications like when you hear a strange noise coming from the front door --- when asked about it you can gag, "It's NOBODY" .  "NOBODY IS AT THE FRONT DOOR"  and further, "Should I let him in ?" Terrif ---I mean REALLY Terrif .   

                            Check this out :   NOBODY wrote this blog .    TOOOOOOO Good .