I'm locked into Mortal Combat with my microwave which was built sometime between 4 B.C. and 2242 . I shit you not . This fucking unit is SELF-AWARE !!!!!!!!!!
No matter what position I place my mug, its handle stops at the most ridiculous angle possible, causing me excruciating contortions to remove it from the glass platter . I've tried every position conceivable by Human Beings and STILL nothing has worked thus far .
It's an old and FUTURISTIC "Magic Chef" with a Pull and Push Door and an old egg timer for a chronometer although it DOESN'T "Tell" Time .
I pooh-poohed the "Magic" front of Magic Chef , there's a little something to microwave 'magic'--but it's PHYSICS not MAGIC. So----I mean---- there's THAT .
Initially , I figured it was playing "head games" with me, but as any pure-bred Rationalist would conclude ---> It couldn't POSSIBLY be playing "head games" because it was SUPPOSE-TO-BE Inanimate . Thing is >>>>>>>IT WAS PLAYING 'HEAD GAMES' with me<<<<<<< .
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