When I claim that Moses and I built the Pyramids you may ask, "How the fuck did THAT happen ?" . "It" went this way . I was in the Pharoah's Army stationed at the mouth of the Tigress-Euphrates . I had been abducted by Aliens and taken {up} to Heaven WAY BEFORE Enoch . I tried to keep my 'trap' shut but one nite* in a drunken stupor I related the experience to my "Slut-Action Cleopatra" and she had NO problem relating the ---------------------------------------incident to her coven . Never underestimate the POWER of "Beer Transmission" . Before even `too long` I started getting furtive glances, open and outrite* MOCKERY, and the disquieting 'resonance' of scorn, contempt and FEAR . Being an accomplished Sword'sMan proved ultimate Protection, no one dared to speak to me of insanity, delusion, nor of ego-somatic* degeneracy -- that is until Moses heard of me .
I was summoned . Moses addressed me in the Pharoah's Best Hieroglyphic Egyption* : "Aint you that no-brain ASSHOLE who's tellin' everyones* you done been abducted ?" I nodded in the affirmative . He confessed, "Yeah -- me too."
I gotta be Sworn-honest with you kids, Moses did NOT look like ANY Abductee candidate ! First off, he was SCRAWNY with a BIG-SUPERGIANT Head . He had Brains and PLENTY of them . Why on Earth would the Aliens want him ???????? !!!!!!!!!!!
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